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Walken for President--and now for something completely different
2005 August 16
© 2005, Libertiny Financial LLC
Ok, it has to be a complete hoax, but it's an excellent one! Christopher Walken for President of the United States in 2008.
I'd vote for him just to see the utter confusion on the faces of folks trying to negotiate a peace settlement with him on anything--they wouldn't be able to read his face (no one can) and they'd be completely lost. Then, to close off the negotiations, he'd add a wonderful non sequitur such as one of the nuggets on his campaign website:
"If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house."
An added benefit: During the Presidential ball, he could do his dance routine to a Fat Boy Slim soundtrack.
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